when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
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i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
Most reasonable post I have ever seen.
Anonymous said: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
I fucking lost it here
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
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