Me: I like that character, that character is cool
*character dies is horribly maimed or injured*
Me: Well fuck
- me: hey
- in my mind: omg did i really just send that, what if i'm annoying them, i really should stop, they hate me, omg i'm so embarrassed
Happy Birthday to Me
Today I turn twenty-two and I am still not the head of an elite, secret anti-vampire organization with Dracula as my loyal slave.
Clearly I am not doing enough with my life.
(Stop judging me, Integra.)
I actually thought this on my 22nd birthday, no joke.
We should start a clubvia yourheartismyhome