doshmobile: drawing on the wrong layer RUNNING OUT OF REDOS WHEN YOU TRY TO FIX IT
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him 100% relevant xD
mmtion: on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
d0cpr0fess0r: Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.
dickfaerie: adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic lol. haha. youre so funny. youre so hot. of course i dont hate you.
theshirelock: if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes
cool ways to say spaghetti
youngstero: sgetti sket spago getty arthur spagarelli spaget-tron 5000 david
gothlolita: reason s to date me i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget i am very popular in nintendogs i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too macaroni and cheese i
vomology: promo4homo: barfing: who remembers bettyspaghetty unrealistic expectations for the female body Knees weak arms spaghetti
The Meddler: “What are you depressed about?” My... →
tee-kay-421: “What are you depressed about?” My favorite question when I’m feeling like shit. It’s not like I’m actually sad that I’m broke, or lonely or that there’s nothing that excites me. Its just that when I’m depressed it seems like not having as much money as I want or not having someone to share my…
My best friend’s aunt’s advice to fix this god awful headache was to have someone massage my head or to drink a beer. So basically make friends or get drunk.
thewordsmithy: claydols: im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable* This metaphor is strangely profound.
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livstarks: we-must-unite: cerezsis: proudtobeahufflepuff: the third time I’ve broken my hip this week YOLO “Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE” “Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.” “Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!” “Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
hungrylikethewolfie: barackobama: guitarandmountaindew: stay-bene-amici: all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY first comes love then comes marriage thanks obama you’re welcome.
louisharrystylinson: thehemospectrum: what if our fingers were only as long as our toes I was literally just wondering this a half hour ago
Just another memory
I remembered today how when my Mom’s disease first started taking form it was affecting her nerves a lot and her back always hurt but rubbing it would make her feel better. So we would lie on the bed in her room and we would just watch cartoons and I would draw things on her back with my finger and she would guess what I was drawing and we would play this game for hours or until one of us...
thebluthcompany: cinematicshit: I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show.
someone saying that they’ve missed you or that they appreciate you or that something reminded them of you basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them
meladoodle: coolgirlfriend: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to use a razor
run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
lzbth: college doesn’t fit into my busy schedule of watching bad sitcoms and waiting to die